Deer short dad jokes

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What's the difference between
beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.

Q: How do you save a deer during hunting season?
A: You hang on for deer life.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: I have no I-Deer

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye-deer.

Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.

Q: What did the deer tell the hunter?
A: Buck Off!

Q: Why did the hunter miss his mark?
A: He was not aiming deerectly for it.

Q: What do you call four female deer?

Q: What kind of deer is the god or goddess of weather?
A: A rain deer

Q: What did the female Deer say to her Mate when he wanted a Three-way?
A: It Might be a Buck more, but I wouldn't buy that for a dollar.

Q: Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
A: His nearest and deer-est friends.

Q: What do deer call hunters?
A: Doe foes.

Q: What is the definition of a non-typical Whitetail?
A: One that stays off the Highway!