What's the difference between
beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
Q: How do you save a deer during hunting season?
A: You hang on for deer life.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: I have no I-Deer
Q: What do you call a deer with...
It was Saturday morning and John, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Mary, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. John asks her, "What are you up to?" Mary smiles...